Hello. It’s me, Theodore!

I should let you know upfront that I’m a bit reserved — I don’t do instant friendships. I prefer a slow introduction, a respectful distance, and some time to decide if you’re my people. Once I’ve made that decision, I’m very happy to hang out nearby and quietly supervise whatever you’re doing.

I’m an independent guy and excellent at entertaining myself. I enjoy calmly playing with my toys like a responsible adult cat… however, without warning, I may experience a sudden outbreak of orange cat zoomies. This is normal. Please do not be alarmed.

I love food and I’m not fussy at all — if it’s edible and arrives in a bowl, I’m interested. When I’m not eating or zooming, you’ll probably find me asleep in a sink. They’re cool, cosy, and perfectly shaped, and I will not be taking questions at this time.

Affection is available on a trust-based system. Once you’ve earned it, I may allow pats, companionship, and — on rare, magical occasions — I may bestow you the honour of presenting me with a belly rub.

I’m pretty indifferent about other cats and mostly mind my own business, so I’d be happy as an only cat or living with calm housemates who also respect personal space. I also have not been tested with children or dogs however if they understand how to respect me and have a gentle demeanour, I'm confident we can become friends!

If you’re looking for a quiet companion with a dry sense of humour, a love of plumbing fixtures, and the occasional burst of chaos, I think we’ll get along just fine. I've been an indoor only kitty while in foster care and must continue this in my forever home for my own safety and the safety of our wildlife.

Theodore is desexed, microchipped, up to date with vaccinations, flea and worm treatments.